One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

harry potter + tumblr text posts



703. Theater and choir muggleborns showing up at Hogwarts and being horrified at the lack of musical theater in the wizarding world.

At hogwarts there is a frog choir, music elective, MUGGLE music elective, and the hogwarts orchestra the only reason they don’t do school plays anymore is because there was a great disaster involving the use of an engorging charm on a flobberworm (or was it a blast ended skrewt?) idk.




“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

Rock ‘n roll.

Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.



You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp



so i put an ad in the paper in which i offer to babysit kids and this guy just messaged me and told me he’s a single dad and whether it’s possible for me to spend the night sometimes and he’d really like to integrate me into the family and i was like hELL YEAH NO PROBLEM i’m good…





how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions


this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

its very good !!

Life’s a grave. Dig it.



Stop stop STOP

Everyone needs to see this video right now, please just press play.


Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word