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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape

Harry: so like Snape's actually nice
Hermione: ...
Ron: ..
Hermione: Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
Ron: not to mention that quidditch incident
Harry: before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
Hermione: everyone says that Harry
Harry: yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
Ron: so?
Harry: I'm gonna name my kid after him
Hermione: Harry no
Harry: Snape 5ever

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

911: 911, What is your emergency?
Me: YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.
911: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.

easterbunnymundlover:

yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN