As a random thought…
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
I'm trying to imagine how Harry told Hermione and Ron he forgave Snape
so like Snape's actually nice
Harry, he harassed you for 7 years
not to mention that quidditch incident
before he died, he said I had my mother's eyes
everyone says that Harry
yes but he had a crush on my mum and she didn't like him back
I'm gonna name my kid after him
See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.
Who writes the history books?
911, What is your emergency?
YES, HELLO? THEY'RE RELEASING THE HOBBIT TRAILER TOMORROW.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, MA'AM JUST STAY CALM, WE'LL GET AN AMBULANCE TO YOU RIGHT AWAY. SHIT SON.
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN